4) This stubborn little girl "leans in," Sheryl Sandberg-style
You have to wonder what kind of Mommy-Daddy conversations this toddler has been privy to, that "Worry about yourself" comes so easily to her. Still, he should. There's a car and passengers that need safe passage to a destination, a mortgage that needs paying, and little mouths that need feeding--plus the varied existential and reproductive concerns of a man in his forties. She can handle the puny buckle. Bug off.
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